The Secretary Tale.

And now I will tell you guys my story
About how I almost got my glory.
It all begins with how I got my job
And that thank god I was hired by Bob.
I sit at my desk, high heeled with a skirt
As all men pass by they begin to flirt.
As Bob passes by I get hypnotized
And by the others very criticized.

My days are always boring and the same
Until Bob and I started a fun game.
On Monday we left the office real late
And the next morning we felt really great.
Last night we had fun he whispered to me
I knew I would become his wife to be.
Our game went on all day and all night long
One time Bob even stole my pink lace thong.
One night at his place and the other in mine
And every Wednesday we drank cold white wine.
People were talking and looked at me weird
That they would find out was what I most feared.
His wife came in one day tall and pretty
In her purse carried a fluffy kitty.
Passes beside my desk and gave me the face
Oh my god! I felt like such a disgrace.
In Bob’s office I only heard them scream
How I would wish it had been all a dream.
She came out and in my desk left the thong
I can’t believe that she knew all along.
I tried to call Bob, he told me to leave
How dumb could I be to be so naïve?
And actually think that he would pick me
All I wanted know was a cup of tea.

I guess it’s my fault and call me a slut
I’m left alone and in my heart a cut.
Wealthy guys are not so easy to find
Still I can’t seem to take one off my mind.
I know Bob loved me and yet chose his wife
Only because he was used to that life.
Next time I’ll be sure to pick him single
And around people that do not mingle.
And now friends I will finish the story
That left me alone and with no glory.
For a longtime I did nothing but cry
Left with my hopes up, it was all a lie.

As my tale ends my life stays the same
With the same job, without Bob all so lame.
Waiting for a man, answering the phone
And at the same time getting Bob a scone.